In a truly unexpected twist, Olaf the Koala had a rough landing after taking what appears to have been his last attempt at skydiving—without a parachute and FUCKING DIES.
The incident happened early in the morning when local residents stumbled upon Olaf at the base of a eucalyptus tree. “He must have really gone out on a limb this time,” joked a nearby onlooker, trying to lighten the mood.
“Olaf was found with severe injuries from the fall. Sadly, even the best eucalyptus leaves in Tasmania couldn’t save him,” said a spokesperson from the Tasmanian Wildlife Rescue.
The team quickly retrieved Olaf’s remains, puzzled by what could have caused him to take such a sudden dive. They’re looking into whether it was a health issue or if he just made a poor life decision
Tasmanian Wildlife Rescue used the incident to remind everyone that, while koalas may seem like the chill kings of tree-climbing, gravity is still undefeated.
“Koalas love to climb high, but sometimes they misjudge their grip. This is a stark reminder that even our fluffiest friends can have a bad day,” the rescue team quipped, hoping Olaf’s story will bring awareness to the everyday risks faced by wildlife.
"Koala's are FUCKING MORONS” Bonorong the Chief Executive Animal Welfare Minister said.
“Ultimately, the little creatures will suffer as a result of being RETARDED.”
